Church of the Sexy Angry Mulan Man
Honor, Devotion, Respectful Thirst, and the holy act of Washing Your Rice
The Creed
This is a satirical fan sanctuary devoted to admiration, reverence, and the quiet understanding that some men inspire devotion.Here, we honor discipline, grace under pressure, and the sacred ritual of washing one’s rice with intention.Thirst is acknowledged. Respect is required.
The Sacred Practices
Devotion here is simple and intentional.We honor skill, discipline, and grace under pressure.
We acknowledge admiration without shame, and we practice respect in all forms.Above all, we remember that ritual—like washing rice—is about care, patience, and presence.
The 10 Commandments
These commandments are not laws of punishment,
but practices of care.They remind us that intention matters more than force,
that patience produces clarity,
and that even the smallest rituals deserve respect.To wash one’s rice is to slow down,
to be present,
and to honor what you are preparing to receive.
On Teaching
These practices are learned, not enforced.
Passed hand to hand, generation to generation.We teach not to control,
but to care —
so that patience, respect, and intention
may endure,
fluffy, fragrant, and whole.
On Stillness
Between intention and action
there is a moment of quiet.This is where care begins.
On Respect
Admiration does not diminish dignity.Respect is not the absence of desire,
but the presence of restraint.What we honor, we treat with care.
Sexy Angry Mulan Man
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